Wednesday 19 March 2008

Marc 19th


4 fathers will call you in the morning. They say hello and you say goodbye.
On TV they will announce that they finally started on Gremlins 3.
You stutter: "G,g,g,g Gremlins?"

Whilst walking down the street you will notice that its raining.
As you open your mouth to the sky for God to pour some water into it, it stops raining.
God shouts: "Faggot!"

When you arrive at work you see that they have started to charge for coffee.
Thank god for that cash yesterday.
Your place has been robbed!
Do you know any pretty girls?

Todays lucky number: Pizza