Friday 10 July 2009

July 10th


Do you recognize your ex-girlfriend?
Today you will go with her to Tampere.

...and maybe see The Virtanen Band

But be sure to beck tomorrow in Helsinki...
Cause tomorrow is John n' Dice time
in Bar Mendocino!!!

http://www.myspace.com/johnndice

Thursday 9 July 2009

July 9th



Today you will be very careful with everything you do...



...just do it!

Wednesday 8 July 2009

July 8th



Today you will see the face of God.
He will appear himself as a cloth.

You start thinking about the cup of life that Indy choose
so of course you will belive that this cloth is God.

Next time you walk outside you will see a doG.
He will be dressed up in a pink teddy and he will beg you for money.
"No road!" you say and instead take him out to dinner.

You go to chinatown.
You eat doG.

This is going to be a....



....tss nevermind!

Tuesday 7 July 2009

July 7th



This is where you were born.
The ol' Dr Pepper barn in New Jersey.

Today you will start to remember how the mixed smell
of sweet and swine surrounded your environment as you grew up
to be an inbreed work of art.

After work a guy named "Andrew" is going to ask
you for directions to your place.
Without thinking you give him your keys and draw him
a map of something that looks like middle earth.
But it isnt.

The wind starts to blow really heavily and you both
start to feel dizzy as the map starts to come alive.
In all your para-hypnotic state you pull up a rusty knife
and you stab the map with such great passion.


The map bleeds trees and horses....




.......and leaves you homeless!



Monday 6 July 2009

July 6th




Enter
Exit
Cut of your hands

This will be 3 out of 4 challenges today.
Neither of them very significant but very very meaningful.

This is the 4th one.
Do the 3 first ones.