Friday, 10 July 2009

July 10th

Do you recognize your ex-girlfriend?
Today you will go with her to Tampere.

...and maybe see The Virtanen Band

But be sure to beck tomorrow in Helsinki...
Cause tomorrow is John n' Dice time
in Bar Mendocino!!!

Thursday, 9 July 2009

July 9th

Today you will be very careful with everything you do...

...just do it!

Wednesday, 8 July 2009

July 8th

Today you will see the face of God.
He will appear himself as a cloth.

You start thinking about the cup of life that Indy choose
so of course you will belive that this cloth is God.

Next time you walk outside you will see a doG.
He will be dressed up in a pink teddy and he will beg you for money.
"No road!" you say and instead take him out to dinner.

You go to chinatown.
You eat doG.

This is going to be a....

....tss nevermind!

Tuesday, 7 July 2009

July 7th

This is where you were born.
The ol' Dr Pepper barn in New Jersey.

Today you will start to remember how the mixed smell
of sweet and swine surrounded your environment as you grew up
to be an inbreed work of art.

After work a guy named "Andrew" is going to ask
you for directions to your place.
Without thinking you give him your keys and draw him
a map of something that looks like middle earth.
But it isnt.

The wind starts to blow really heavily and you both
start to feel dizzy as the map starts to come alive.
In all your para-hypnotic state you pull up a rusty knife
and you stab the map with such great passion.

The map bleeds trees and horses....

.......and leaves you homeless!

Monday, 6 July 2009

July 6th

Cut of your hands

This will be 3 out of 4 challenges today.
Neither of them very significant but very very meaningful.

This is the 4th one.
Do the 3 first ones.

Saturday, 5 July 2008

July 5th

Kill your friends and hit the road.

Friday, 4 July 2008

4th July

United States of Americas independence day.
All hail USA and their supernatural powers.
5 songs to salute the day:

Thursday, 3 July 2008

July 3rd

So tomorrow is the big USA day.
So today we salute the anti-capitalst day.'

Wednesday, 2 July 2008

2nd July

2 days to USA independence day.
Today you will learn some new english words. "Prune"

Tuesday, 1 July 2008

July 1st

Juuuust try and get through this day..
Upcoming: U.S of Americas Independence day.

Monday, 30 June 2008

30th June

Slayer was good.
Espanja was better.
You dont look so good today!

Saturday, 28 June 2008

June 29th

As the story goes, you havent been telling yourself to
drop the knife after 3 cuts into the flesh of the onion.
When you finally do that, the knife droppes down on your toe.
The toe gets cut off.
Its the toe that is totally uneccesary (or however you wanna spell it) = the middle toe.

Anyway... The toe is put into a jar and after a few months it will give birth to little baby-toes.
You have forgotten all about them and think they are pickles.

You realize that your sandwhich has an aftertaste of Converse and feedback.

As these baby-toes start spreading in your system, attaching their DNA all over your different
body parts you notice that you have a toe in your forehead and a bigger penis/clitoris :-)


Todays lucky number: "24 whores in the room next door"
Band of the year: Non De Montana

28th June

Tomorrow in Tuska: SLAYER!!!

If you have an extra ticket though
shalt give it to me.

PS: Click the bands name for an alternate version of "Raining Blood"

Friday, 27 June 2008

June 27th

Im back...
Now lets just see if i can keep up with this..
Can I get an Amen?



Tuesday, 17 June 2008

Im on holiday... dont excpect anything here until the 22nd or 23rd of June.

Thursday, 12 June 2008

June 12th

There is something you like about
old melancholic men today.

Wednesday, 11 June 2008

11th June

Click picture for really nice poetry.

Tuesday, 10 June 2008

June 10th

Monday, 9 June 2008

9th June

Sad news everybody.
Gorgeous broke his legs so
Licky-Licky-Chum-Chum has no friends.
He is gonna be at it soon again.
Just look what he did to Gorgeous.
Totally f**ked up his colours.
I hope LLCC wont do anything to radical..
...or maybe he is outside your door.

June 8th

How about another round?