Kill your friends and hit the road.Saturday 5 July 2008
Friday 4 July 2008
4th July
United States of Americas independence day.
All hail USA and their supernatural powers.
5 songs to salute the day:
Thursday 3 July 2008
Wednesday 2 July 2008
Tuesday 1 July 2008
Monday 30 June 2008
Saturday 28 June 2008
June 29th
As the story goes, you havent been telling yourself to
drop the knife after 3 cuts into the flesh of the onion.
When you finally do that, the knife droppes down on your toe.
The toe gets cut off.
Its the toe that is totally uneccesary (or however you wanna spell it) = the middle toe.
Anyway... The toe is put into a jar and after a few months it will give birth to little baby-toes.
You have forgotten all about them and think they are pickles.
You realize that your sandwhich has an aftertaste of Converse and feedback.
As these baby-toes start spreading in your system, attaching their DNA all over your different
body parts you notice that you have a toe in your forehead and a bigger penis/clitoris :-)
.
Todays lucky number: "24 whores in the room next door"
Band of the year: Non De Montana
drop the knife after 3 cuts into the flesh of the onion.
When you finally do that, the knife droppes down on your toe.
The toe gets cut off.
Its the toe that is totally uneccesary (or however you wanna spell it) = the middle toe.
Anyway... The toe is put into a jar and after a few months it will give birth to little baby-toes.
You have forgotten all about them and think they are pickles.
You realize that your sandwhich has an aftertaste of Converse and feedback.
As these baby-toes start spreading in your system, attaching their DNA all over your different
body parts you notice that you have a toe in your forehead and a bigger penis/clitoris :-)
.
Todays lucky number: "24 whores in the room next door"
Band of the year: Non De Montana
Friday 27 June 2008
Tuesday 17 June 2008
Thursday 12 June 2008
Wednesday 11 June 2008
Tuesday 10 June 2008
Monday 9 June 2008
9th June
Sad news everybody.
Gorgeous broke his legs so
Licky-Licky-Chum-Chum has no friends.
He is gonna be at it soon again.
Just look what he did to Gorgeous.
Totally f**ked up his colours.
Well..
I hope LLCC wont do anything to radical..
...or maybe he is outside your door.
Saturday 7 June 2008
June 6th
I dont know what the fuck people are thinking but they are
saying my name a lot some point in this video!!!
CLICK THIS!!! (and listen after 1:13 min)
I dont know... I guess Darwin was kinda right... but still hey!!!
:.. God is doG backwards,,, thats right!!
saying my name a lot some point in this video!!!
CLICK THIS!!! (and listen after 1:13 min)
I dont know... I guess Darwin was kinda right... but still hey!!!
:.. God is doG backwards,,, thats right!!
Thursday 5 June 2008
5th June
SHIT!-Tomorrow is Friday-
If your name is Linus then you are
gonna have to have a "återställare".
LONG LIVE EVILIVE!
Wednesday 4 June 2008
Tuesday 3 June 2008
Monday 2 June 2008
Sunday 1 June 2008
Friday 30 May 2008
Thursday 29 May 2008
Wednesday 28 May 2008
28th May
This is Henri.
He plays keyboards and earmuffins.
He is also gonna be on the radio.
22:00 Finnish time.
RADIO BASSO
Tuesday 27 May 2008
May 27th
Tonight at 20:00 Finnish time you
will listen to Radio Helsinki
There youll hear me and this dude.
Ladies & Gentlemen, Mr Tuomas Kirkkopelto
Monday 26 May 2008
26th May
.
"Nuthin' from nuthin' leaves nuthin.
You had to do something,
the motherfucker shot you in the lips"
.
You had to do something,
the motherfucker shot you in the lips"
.
Sunday 25 May 2008
Saturday 24 May 2008
24th May
Press the Rainbow and
follow to the next page.
When its loaded, click once.
Then type the following letters
with your computer sound on;
"S D F G H K J S G S J S G"
follow to the next page.
When its loaded, click once.
Then type the following letters
with your computer sound on;
"S D F G H K J S G S J S G"
Friday 23 May 2008
May 23rd
When we were young, we listened to bands like Cradle of Filth.
As we grew older, we started drinking coffee
(or tea for the english)
and began to slander eachother less for fun.
As this day goes by, you will think about all the things you said that you would
never become and consider your position today.
Then kill 2 pigs, make bacon out of it and feed it to other pigs.
Then you will blame yourself for global
warming as you whip your tasty back.
Licky-Licky-Chum-Chum is gonna go bananas when he sees all this and looses all interest in the human kind.
"TOGETHER WE ARE STRONG!!!
WE ARE THE WORLD WE ARE THE CHILDREN!"
"I broke her hymen
I broke her jaw
I left her body writhing in the attic
The smell of flesh now seeping through the floor
I hope my leg stays on"
As we grew older, we started drinking coffee
(or tea for the english)
and began to slander eachother less for fun.
As this day goes by, you will think about all the things you said that you would
never become and consider your position today.
Then kill 2 pigs, make bacon out of it and feed it to other pigs.
Then you will blame yourself for global
warming as you whip your tasty back.
Licky-Licky-Chum-Chum is gonna go bananas when he sees all this and looses all interest in the human kind.
"TOGETHER WE ARE STRONG!!!
WE ARE THE WORLD WE ARE THE CHILDREN!"
"I broke her hymen
I broke her jaw
I left her body writhing in the attic
The smell of flesh now seeping through the floor
I hope my leg stays on"
Thursday 22 May 2008
Wednesday 21 May 2008
Tuesday 20 May 2008
20th May
Jim & Camden!
...You wake up realizing that in your sleep, you have given birth to these 2 boys.
They were born out of one of your hairsacks. (cant remember which one)
As you feed them breakfast they hurl pretty things on the floor.
So pretty that you have to look closer because it feels so good in your eyes and brain.
As you admire those pretty things, Jim looks at Camden, nods and says: "Do it!" *BAM*
...You wake up realizing that in your sleep, you have given birth to these 2 boys.
They were born out of one of your hairsacks. (cant remember which one)
As you feed them breakfast they hurl pretty things on the floor.
So pretty that you have to look closer because it feels so good in your eyes and brain.
As you admire those pretty things, Jim looks at Camden, nods and says: "Do it!" *BAM*
...You wake up realizing that in your sleep, you have given birth to these 2 boys.
They were born out of one of your hairsacks. (cant remember which one)
As you feed them breakfast they hurl pretty things on the floor.
So pretty that you have to look closer because it feels so good in your eyes and brain.
As you admire those pretty things, Jim looks at Camden, nods and says: "Do it!" *BAM*
...You wake up realizing that in your sleep, you have given birth to these 2 boys.
They were born out of one of your hairsacks. (cant remember which one)
As you feed them breakfast they hurl pretty things on the floor.
So pretty that you have to look closer because it feels so good in your eyes and brain.
As you admire those pretty things, Jim looks at Camden, nods and says: "Do it!" *BAM*
...You wake up realizing that in your sleep, you have given birth to these 2 boys.
They were born out of one of your hairsacks. (cant remember which one)
As you feed them breakfast they hurl pretty things on the floor.
So pretty that you have to look closer because it feels so good in your eyes and brain.
As you admire those pretty things, Jim looks at Camden, nods and says: "Do it!" *BAM*
....this time you are dead
They were born out of one of your hairsacks. (cant remember which one)
As you feed them breakfast they hurl pretty things on the floor.
So pretty that you have to look closer because it feels so good in your eyes and brain.
As you admire those pretty things, Jim looks at Camden, nods and says: "Do it!" *BAM*
...You wake up realizing that in your sleep, you have given birth to these 2 boys.
They were born out of one of your hairsacks. (cant remember which one)
As you feed them breakfast they hurl pretty things on the floor.
So pretty that you have to look closer because it feels so good in your eyes and brain.
As you admire those pretty things, Jim looks at Camden, nods and says: "Do it!" *BAM*
...You wake up realizing that in your sleep, you have given birth to these 2 boys.
They were born out of one of your hairsacks. (cant remember which one)
As you feed them breakfast they hurl pretty things on the floor.
So pretty that you have to look closer because it feels so good in your eyes and brain.
As you admire those pretty things, Jim looks at Camden, nods and says: "Do it!" *BAM*
...You wake up realizing that in your sleep, you have given birth to these 2 boys.
They were born out of one of your hairsacks. (cant remember which one)
As you feed them breakfast they hurl pretty things on the floor.
So pretty that you have to look closer because it feels so good in your eyes and brain.
As you admire those pretty things, Jim looks at Camden, nods and says: "Do it!" *BAM*
...You wake up realizing that in your sleep, you have given birth to these 2 boys.
They were born out of one of your hairsacks. (cant remember which one)
As you feed them breakfast they hurl pretty things on the floor.
So pretty that you have to look closer because it feels so good in your eyes and brain.
As you admire those pretty things, Jim looks at Camden, nods and says: "Do it!" *BAM*
....this time you are dead
Monday 19 May 2008
May 19th
Somethings should just be left unseen.
Today you will eat only fruits and veggies.
Far out, tune out!
...i got nothin'
Sunday 18 May 2008
18th May
Its Sunday.
A whore is born.
Just wait til' she's Queen and plays "Tie your mother down"!
Anyway, she is there somewhere in the picture... can you see her?
Hint: She's full of shit
Saturday 17 May 2008
Friday 16 May 2008
16th May
This is Katie.
She is going to be inside your head all day.
Cause in her world everyone is a pony,
and eat rainbows, and poop butterflies!
Klick on Katies picture
Thursday 15 May 2008
Wednesday 14 May 2008
Tuesday 13 May 2008
Monday 12 May 2008
12th May
Doing DA DA doing DA DA doing!!
Gorgeus will predict your day.
Call him!
His number is: 16 smokes with the blanket
Gorgeus will predict your day.
Call him!
His number is: 16 smokes with the blanket
Saturday 10 May 2008
1Oth May
And today you will respect the arts of Otso Tiainen.
Bomaka Abdullah is gonna win the election,
and your little nipples will go into space.
Hail hail my plastic soldiers for my posseidonish
predictions are sinking in space.
DONKEY BONER!
Bomaka Abdullah is gonna win the election,
and your little nipples will go into space.
Hail hail my plastic soldiers for my posseidonish
predictions are sinking in space.
DONKEY BONER!
Friday 9 May 2008
Thursday 8 May 2008
Wednesday 7 May 2008
May 7th
"Today is your Birthday!
And we are gonna have a good time!"
For 2 days you will be 1 year older then me.
And we are gonna have a good time!"
For 2 days you will be 1 year older then me.
Tuesday 6 May 2008
Monday 5 May 2008
Sunday 4 May 2008
Saturday 3 May 2008
Friday 2 May 2008
Thursday 1 May 2008
May 1st
I present to you,
the album-cover of the day.
Your day!
the album-cover of the day.
Your day!
PS: You are the red planet on the upper right side...
...no, left!!
...no, left!!
Wednesday 30 April 2008
30th April
Today you will forget everything,
kick back and enjoy the fact that
the sun is shining and tomorrow is a holiday.
Also consider that you are luckier then others.
Consider this:
"Every truth I speak is a lie
and thats the truth"
Tuesday 29 April 2008
Monday 28 April 2008
28th April
I want to take this oppurtunity to study the theory of Genesis most extreme album.
It is yes: "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway"
It is a story of a man named Rael who is walking down broadway, minding his own buisness
as suddenly, down an alley, forms a black cloud and a wall rises up and suckes in the biggest
part of Manhattan.
Entering this wall, Rael finds him self in a different world.
This world is something that we would call "Exogenesis".
Exogenesis is a belief saying life was put on earth a long time ago by extra terrestrials.
Rael faces all kinds of odd un-earthly creatures but yet simular to our speices.
Now here is what is so unteresting.
This album was released in 1974.
In that same year an UFO religion by the name of "Raëlian Movement" was founded,
(also known as "Raëlism")
Here follows an article from Wikipedia:
"Raëlians believe that Raël (Claude Vorilhon) received special knowledge and instruction for mankind from the creators of life on Earth, advanced extra terrestrials called Elohim.
Raëlians are cited as one of the largest and fastest growing
UFO religions and have worldwide representation.
Raëlians believe that previous contacts from Elohim have also been made and that they understand that they have been confused as Gods
but that they no longer wish for mankind to believe this way.
They would like to make themselves known to all mankind however desire an awakening to this knowledge to minimize disruption. Raëlians are charged with preparing the world for this event by spreading this message.
Raëlians accept the teachings that include acceptance of the universal ethic, and while the group is non-theistic, hedonistic, and supports human cloning, Raëlians believe that God exists only in the form of Elohim, our advanced extra-terrestrial creators."
So my question is?
Was the Lamb lies down on broadway Genesis biggest attempt to prove its beliefs in extra-terrestrials?
Didnt we get it the first time when Peter Gabriel dressed up as Elohim in "Watcher of the skies"?
Does Raelism and Genesis have anything in common?
Is it a co-incidence that both groups believe in exo-genesis?
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