Saturday 29 March 2008

March 29th


Today you will liberate yourself from democracy, only to find yourself in total control of your own wet willy. Foreigners will knock on your door and ask: "Hable russian?"
"Njet" you answer provocately and bitchslap them before closing the door.
These 4 foreigners will burn down your door and build a new one out of silicon.

By the way, Jesus is coming..... Look busy!


Todays lottery numbers: 4, 9, 16, 23, 24, 29, 31

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