1Oth May

And today you will respect the arts of Otso Tiainen.
Bomaka Abdullah is gonna win the election,
and your little nipples will go into space.
Hail hail my plastic soldiers for my posseidonish
predictions are sinking in space.
DONKEY BONER!

May 9th

It´s my birthday.
You will give me presents.

8th May

Today you will have a post-party
for me like this dude here..
Tomorrow is da real shit!

May 7th

"Today is your Birthday!
And we are gonna have a good time!"
For 2 days you will be 1 year older then me.

6th May

Thanks Henri!

May 5th

Your day will be a little bit better after 17:00.

4th May

Ok.
What the hell is that in the
end of my video-clip?
/Bóas

May 3rd

Today you will smile, all day!
Because she is so pretty.

2nd May

A new religion has started.
Join it.

May 1st

I present to you,
the album-cover of the day.
Your day!

PS: You are the red planet on the upper right side...

...no, left!!

30th April

Today you will forget everything,
kick back and enjoy the fact that
the sun is shining and tomorrow is a holiday.
Also consider that you are luckier then others.

Consider this:
"Every truth I speak is a lie
and thats the truth"

April 29th

28th April

I want to take this oppurtunity to study the theory of Genesis most extreme album.
It is yes: "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway"

It is a story of a man named Rael who is walking down broadway, minding his own buisness
as suddenly, down an alley, forms a black cloud and a wall rises up and suckes in the biggest
part of Manhattan.
Entering this wall, Rael finds him self in a different world.

This world is something that we would call "Exogenesis".
Exogenesis is a belief saying life was put on earth a long time ago by extra terrestrials.
Rael faces all kinds of odd un-earthly creatures but yet simular to our speices.

Now here is what is so unteresting.
This album was released in 1974.
In that same year an UFO religion by the name of "Raëlian Movement" was founded,
(also known as "Raëlism")

Here follows an article from Wikipedia:

"Raëlians believe that Raël (Claude Vorilhon) received special knowledge and instruction for mankind from the creators of life on Earth, advanced extra terrestrials called Elohim.
Raëlians are cited as one of the largest and fastest growing
UFO religions and have worldwide representation.
Raëlians believe that previous contacts from Elohim have also been made and that they understand that they have been confused as Gods
but that they no longer wish for mankind to believe this way.

They would like to make themselves known to all mankind however desire an awakening to this knowledge to minimize disruption. Raëlians are charged with preparing the world for this event by spreading this message.
Raëlians accept the teachings that include acceptance of the universal ethic, and while the group is non-theistic, hedonistic, and supports human cloning, Raëlians believe that God exists only in the form of Elohim, our advanced extra-terrestrial creators."


So my question is?
Was the Lamb lies down on broadway Genesis biggest attempt to prove its beliefs in extra-terrestrials?
Didnt we get it the first time when Peter Gabriel dressed up as Elohim in "Watcher of the skies"?
Does Raelism and Genesis have anything in common?
Is it a co-incidence that both groups believe in exo-genesis?

April 27th

This is Estonia.
If you are bad today then you will be sent there.
And if you are good and are allready there, we will come get you away from there.

Todays quote:

"Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo Homes.. To Bel-Air!"

I.. pulled... up to the house at about 7 or 8
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later!"
looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air."

26th April

Boas is out of office
Predict your own day

April 25th

Elvis called...
He wants to go out for coffee.

24th April

Regret nuthin' !

April 23rd

You will make a career move today.
Your new career: the Guy who says: "Stop the press!!!"
And my gooooood what a great job..
The feeling of saying "Stop the Press!!!" and then...
...there is only silence..
And the spirit of God floats above...
....emptynessssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh

22nd April

This, is Licky-Licky-Chum-Chum's space ship.
You will be onboard this today and have lots of fun.
See the 2 black dots on the craft?
Those are not "beam me up Scotty"- portals.
Those, are the spaceship's teets!.
I suppose you would like to see how the insides look?

Mmmmmmmmmm.... You like that don't you biatch?

April 21st

Your day will be just fine.
Queef has found a friend for
Licky-Licky-Chum-Chum.
His name is Gorgeus and is from Malaga.

Long live Queef, the saviour of Tellus!!