April 27th

This is Estonia.
If you are bad today then you will be sent there.
And if you are good and are allready there, we will come get you away from there.

Todays quote:

"Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo Homes.. To Bel-Air!"

I.. pulled... up to the house at about 7 or 8
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later!"
looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air."

26th April

Boas is out of office
Predict your own day

April 25th

Elvis called...
He wants to go out for coffee.

24th April

Regret nuthin' !

April 23rd

You will make a career move today.
Your new career: the Guy who says: "Stop the press!!!"
And my gooooood what a great job..
The feeling of saying "Stop the Press!!!" and then...
...there is only silence..
And the spirit of God floats above...
....emptynessssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh

22nd April

This, is Licky-Licky-Chum-Chum's space ship.
You will be onboard this today and have lots of fun.
See the 2 black dots on the craft?
Those are not "beam me up Scotty"- portals.
Those, are the spaceship's teets!.
I suppose you would like to see how the insides look?

Mmmmmmmmmm.... You like that don't you biatch?

April 21st

Your day will be just fine.
Queef has found a friend for
Licky-Licky-Chum-Chum.
His name is Gorgeus and is from Malaga.

Long live Queef, the saviour of Tellus!!

20th April

The Alien in yesterdays picture has gotten about 14 years older allready
(you know those aliens, always have to progress faster then us with their UFO's on earth in the 60's) and has come to life. Who knows (well i should) if tomorrow he will jump out of the screen and get all astral on your ass.

His name: ЩоыШПФПЛЫЩ-Licky-Licky-Chum-Chum- жЖЖЖжжЖвошыШШЙ

He is from Google space and will not stop until we finally find that Dark Crystal.
mmMMMMMMmmmmmmm

The only guy who can save us from this Astral a-hole is the guy on this picture
(he is the one on the down left and his name is Queef, he is a "Mangina") :

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v113/swarez/bekkjamynd.jpg


Godspeed Everybody! godspeed...

April 19th

I predict that you will predict my day.

18th April

Today you will squeel.
SQUEEL LIKE PIG!!!!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!

April 17th

Your day will be almost like this
but you will actually get hit by the car

16th April

April 15th

30000000000000 martians are on there way.
Buy lubricant!!!

14th April

Ariba riba!!!
You wake up and eat much cheese today.
Because its Mexican day today.
Ariba riba!!!
Que pasol? Que pasol?

Todays Apocalyptic rider: Conquest

April 13th

Well whattayouknow!
Shit happens! With 2 T's!!
What?
Yeah!

12th April

Read the white text

If you can read this then you will be at the Death of gagarin concert tonight.
This cat will take care that your soul will be at Semifinal at 22:00.
You will travel into "spias" with the lads from The Death of Gagarin.
Afterwards you will have really fun and a strange feeling because of the decompression
that happens after you have been to space.

Todays song: Samba

April 11th

You will spend the whole day
watching "Caligula" and
call Mr. Woodpecker so he
can tell you what the movie
was REALLY about.
Its Friday.
You will party hard
in hell with Sammy Davis JR

10th April

просыпаться влагалище, ЭТО армагеддон!!!

Todays Quote:
"Celine Dion sings love songs
while our cities are burning"

Tip: Wear a helmet!
("Elmet?!?..HIHIHIHI)

April 9th

You find yourself lying in front of the car with your
hands still shaking and your wallet is full of blood.
The creauture stands behind you, breathing heavily.
It goes away.
Enough bullshit...
You are dreaming and i dont even get paid for this.

Weather: Rain
Lunch: Rain

The evening will be far out..
ALLRIGHT!!!!!

8th April

It's morning. It's bright outside but a little crooked rain.
Your point of destination is the place where you left your umbrellla yesterday.
And then a comet shoots down from the sky, and strange creatures exit the comet.
Slime everywhere and people being mutalized by these extra terrestials.
The streets are bloody as Stockholms bloodbath in 1520 (but only like the 2nd day).
You rush your way to the car with 2 creatures after you...
You reach for your keys...
Your hands are shaking...
The creatures are getting nearer...
......and nearer

......AND NEARER!