20th April

The Alien in yesterdays picture has gotten about 14 years older allready
(you know those aliens, always have to progress faster then us with their UFO's on earth in the 60's) and has come to life. Who knows (well i should) if tomorrow he will jump out of the screen and get all astral on your ass.

His name: ЩоыШПФПЛЫЩ-Licky-Licky-Chum-Chum- жЖЖЖжжЖвошыШШЙ

He is from Google space and will not stop until we finally find that Dark Crystal.
mmMMMMMMmmmmmmm

The only guy who can save us from this Astral a-hole is the guy on this picture
(he is the one on the down left and his name is Queef, he is a "Mangina") :

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v113/swarez/bekkjamynd.jpg


Godspeed Everybody! godspeed...

April 19th

I predict that you will predict my day.

18th April

Today you will squeel.
SQUEEL LIKE PIG!!!!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!

April 17th

Your day will be almost like this
but you will actually get hit by the car

16th April

April 15th

30000000000000 martians are on there way.
Buy lubricant!!!

14th April

Ariba riba!!!
You wake up and eat much cheese today.
Because its Mexican day today.
Ariba riba!!!
Que pasol? Que pasol?

Todays Apocalyptic rider: Conquest

April 13th

Well whattayouknow!
Shit happens! With 2 T's!!
What?
Yeah!

12th April

Read the white text

If you can read this then you will be at the Death of gagarin concert tonight.
This cat will take care that your soul will be at Semifinal at 22:00.
You will travel into "spias" with the lads from The Death of Gagarin.
Afterwards you will have really fun and a strange feeling because of the decompression
that happens after you have been to space.

Todays song: Samba

April 11th

You will spend the whole day
watching "Caligula" and
call Mr. Woodpecker so he
can tell you what the movie
was REALLY about.
Its Friday.
You will party hard
in hell with Sammy Davis JR

10th April

просыпаться влагалище, ЭТО армагеддон!!!

Todays Quote:
"Celine Dion sings love songs
while our cities are burning"

Tip: Wear a helmet!
("Elmet?!?..HIHIHIHI)

April 9th

You find yourself lying in front of the car with your
hands still shaking and your wallet is full of blood.
The creauture stands behind you, breathing heavily.
It goes away.
Enough bullshit...
You are dreaming and i dont even get paid for this.

Weather: Rain
Lunch: Rain

The evening will be far out..
ALLRIGHT!!!!!

8th April

It's morning. It's bright outside but a little crooked rain.
Your point of destination is the place where you left your umbrellla yesterday.
And then a comet shoots down from the sky, and strange creatures exit the comet.
Slime everywhere and people being mutalized by these extra terrestials.
The streets are bloody as Stockholms bloodbath in 1520 (but only like the 2nd day).
You rush your way to the car with 2 creatures after you...
You reach for your keys...
Your hands are shaking...
The creatures are getting nearer...
......and nearer

......AND NEARER!

April 7th

You are in this video..
You are not at work nor at home.
The fire you see in front of you is a house
that has been burnt down by yourself.
You kinda regret it...
...ti terger adnik uoY
Everybody you care for are inside.
(don't be a cry-baby)

Anyway,,, you can't see them to cleary
but there are guards doing their
duty, having their walkabouts..
You have to get in there!
You have to put out that horrible fire.

You will not succeed..
NASA is after your ass...
This is how you deal with it:
Send me a message at
555-SLUT
or comment or e-mail
and write:
"My ass is not grass"
and you will be fine...

-Cobra-

6th April

You start slowly realizing that yesterday was a BIT too
fun and you wake up as the picture shows...
Literally and concretically


Life is shit....

. . . . . . . . . . ....you die!!


...aaaaaaaaand ressurect knowing that you have a small adventure ahead of you..

....no but seriously,,,,,, you die!

April 5th

Hmmmm... April 5th is the
"perhosten kesä" pilot episode
(the summer of butterflies)

4th April

You will spend the whole weekend wondering whats in this video
and not check this page again until monday so the secret can be revealed.

I will be in a summercabin....

. ...you won

April 3rd

8 different people will wake you up as you slander a religion in your sleep.
Then its lunch time.
You will hesitate going out today due to the fact that there is a new ruler in town.
His name is "Licky-Licky-Chum-Chum" and he has his mind set on a new trend called:
"I-dont-remember-where-I-parked-my-car-so-I-cant-get-to-work" -kinda clothing.

After lunch you go get yourself one of those. Funny thing is that everybody on the streets are throwing up green glowing goo. "HAHA!" you think to yourself..."Not me"..... Yes you!


That goo is later to be known as evolution!



Todays hypocracy: A brown Orange

2nd April

"Nothing will happen today"

April 1st

"TRUMPETTI" is the word of the day.
And believe me, every truth I say is a lie!