Monday, 31 March 2008
31st March
Yup, things arent gonna work out as planned today.
Somebody once said: "Killing yourself to live!" I guess it was Ozzy.
Or Bloc Party. Anyway, those lyrics are really bad.
Try and stay indoors to escape making a fool of yourself.
At 13:00 you look at the clock and its 21:00, and time for CSI.
-The End-
Sunday, 30 March 2008
Saturday, 29 March 2008
March 29th
Today you will liberate yourself from democracy, only to find yourself in total control of your own wet willy. Foreigners will knock on your door and ask: "Hable russian?"
"Njet" you answer provocately and bitchslap them before closing the door.
These 4 foreigners will burn down your door and build a new one out of silicon.
By the way, Jesus is coming..... Look busy!
Todays lottery numbers: 4, 9, 16, 23, 24, 29, 31
Friday, 28 March 2008
28th March
Ok, here is the deal...
You wont be as Ninja as these guys are
but as time flyes by today you will notice that the
guy on the left is actually the guy on the right.
And he is not reaching for a pistol, but a sword!
At noon you will call your mom and
when she answeres you scream:
"BLACK BANANAS, BLACK BANANAS IN BOMBAY"
Then you hang up.
After this hate crime you call me and say the same thing.
The last thing on your mind today,
and you are going to be thinking about this alot:
"Can the guy in the middle really
see his reflection in the camera lens?"
Todays band:
Inner Inner Inner Circle
Thursday, 27 March 2008
Wednesday, 26 March 2008
Tuesday, 25 March 2008
Monday, 24 March 2008
24th March
"ETAGWODAHS" is the word yo cant get out your head for the whole day!
Well dont give it to much thought beacause today you will be busy painting "Maybe I like Zlatan after all" on all your pillow cases.
Besides that, this moth on the picture will take you to salvation.
It wont be easy since the moth is 100 times smaller than you and fly's very sporadicly. (puts!)
Just enjoy your Simpson-marathon and no harm will come to you or your relatives.
Todays Nintendo 16-bit game: ETAGWODAHS
....ahhh, and one more thing
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. .
Well dont give it to much thought beacause today you will be busy painting "Maybe I like Zlatan after all" on all your pillow cases.
Besides that, this moth on the picture will take you to salvation.
It wont be easy since the moth is 100 times smaller than you and fly's very sporadicly. (puts!)
Just enjoy your Simpson-marathon and no harm will come to you or your relatives.
Todays Nintendo 16-bit game: ETAGWODAHS
....ahhh, and one more thing
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Sunday, 23 March 2008
Saturday, 22 March 2008
22nd March
You walk to the bathroom and trow up.
Apperantly you had some dog for dinner yesterday... they tend to make you vomit
As you cook yourself breakfeast you notise a crack in the wall.
Peeping more closely you find that you are not in this world anymore.
A 3098 headed creature talks to you but you dont understand-..
Maybe its telling something about what kinda weather there is.
The morning is moist. The moorning is humid.
As you relize its Billy Crystal you are talking to, you revolt in anger and walk away from there.
You wont get far cause you trip on Danny De Vito.
Motherfuckers
You are back at home.
..........you had a good time
Friday, 21 March 2008
March 21st
Waking up is going to be good. You are humming "Funky Town" and you are liking so much that you pull out your "Lipps Inc" vinyl and scratch the song carefully so that the song plays forwards and backwards repeatatly all day.
Its easter, but you predicted that yourself a long time ago.
For lunch you will bake toast in the oven with beans.
It will be good.
In the afternoon when you are utterly toxicated you call both your moms and say "See you at the bar".
A wild night awaits you as you are dancing in the moonlight until it all must end and upon us is a new prediction.
Todays unlucky number: 21
Todays guy you shouldnt talk to: Peter. PETER!!!!!!!!
ok, bye
Its easter, but you predicted that yourself a long time ago.
For lunch you will bake toast in the oven with beans.
It will be good.
In the afternoon when you are utterly toxicated you call both your moms and say "See you at the bar".
A wild night awaits you as you are dancing in the moonlight until it all must end and upon us is a new prediction.
Todays unlucky number: 21
Todays guy you shouldnt talk to: Peter. PETER!!!!!!!!
ok, bye
Thursday, 20 March 2008
20th March
You wake up from a dream which was about how santa for christmas killed your parents.
The coffee machine is on from last nights staying up thinking about why the hell somebody would play a silver coloured tuba.
On your way to work you will see a shooting star.
Your wish doesnt come true and you continue to work.
4 kids ask you for directions.
At work you there is a woman standing at your desk.
When you get closer she leaves and you will never know why she was there.
As you hum some old Judas Priest song, though shalt realize its lunch!
After lunch you leave home and paint your walls of little baby Jesus. ;-)
You go back to sleep and there is santa waiting for you.
You dont snore.
Todays Horoscope: War
The coffee machine is on from last nights staying up thinking about why the hell somebody would play a silver coloured tuba.
On your way to work you will see a shooting star.
Your wish doesnt come true and you continue to work.
4 kids ask you for directions.
At work you there is a woman standing at your desk.
When you get closer she leaves and you will never know why she was there.
As you hum some old Judas Priest song, though shalt realize its lunch!
After lunch you leave home and paint your walls of little baby Jesus. ;-)
You go back to sleep and there is santa waiting for you.
You dont snore.
Todays Horoscope: War
Wednesday, 19 March 2008
Marc 19th
4 fathers will call you in the morning. They say hello and you say goodbye.
On TV they will announce that they finally started on Gremlins 3.
You stutter: "G,g,g,g Gremlins?"
Whilst walking down the street you will notice that its raining.
As you open your mouth to the sky for God to pour some water into it, it stops raining.
God shouts: "Faggot!"
When you arrive at work you see that they have started to charge for coffee.
Thank god for that cash yesterday.
Your place has been robbed!
Do you know any pretty girls?
Todays lucky number: Pizza
Tuesday, 18 March 2008
18th March
The day starts with a you getting a cup of coffee but instead of coffee there is cash in your cup.
You stash the cash in your piggy-bank with your other savings which are supposed to be used to purchase a new bicycle but later on you will instead buy a new, bigger piggy-bank.
A guy named Gerald beats you up and you go back to work.
Evening: A comet ruins the world
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