July 5th

Kill your friends and hit the road.

4th July

United States of Americas independence day.

All hail USA and their supernatural powers.

5 songs to salute the day:

James Brown

Soundgarden

Jimi Hendrix

Marvin Gaye

A Rottweiler

July 3rd

So tomorrow is the big USA day.

So today we salute the anti-capitalst day.'

The Refused party program!!!

2nd July

2 days to USA independence day.

Today you will learn some new english words.

...like "Prune"

July 1st

Juuuust try and get through this day..

Upcoming: U.S of Americas Independence day.

30th June

Slayer was good.
Espanja was better.
You dont look so good today!

June 29th

As the story goes, you havent been telling yourself to
drop the knife after 3 cuts into the flesh of the onion.
When you finally do that, the knife droppes down on your toe.
The toe gets cut off.
Its the toe that is totally uneccesary (or however you wanna spell it) = the middle toe.

Anyway... The toe is put into a jar and after a few months it will give birth to little baby-toes.
You have forgotten all about them and think they are pickles.

You realize that your sandwhich has an aftertaste of Converse and feedback.

As these baby-toes start spreading in your system, attaching their DNA all over your different
body parts you notice that you have a toe in your forehead and a bigger penis/clitoris :-)

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Todays lucky number: "24 whores in the room next door"
Band of the year: Non De Montana

28th June

Tomorrow in Tuska: SLAYER!!!

If you have an extra ticket though
shalt give it to me.

PS: Click the bands name for an alternate version of "Raining Blood"

June 27th

Im back...
Now lets just see if i can keep up with this..
Can I get an Amen?
???

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Im on holiday...

...so dont excpect anything here until the 22nd or 23rd of June.

June 12th

There is something you like about
old melancholic men today.

11th June

Click picture for really nice poetry.

June 10th

They just played "Where do you go now my lovely"

9th June

Sad news everybody.
Gorgeous broke his legs so
Licky-Licky-Chum-Chum has no friends.
He is gonna be at it soon again.
Just look what he did to Gorgeous.
Totally f**ked up his colours.
Well..
I hope LLCC wont do anything to radical..
...or maybe he is outside your door.

June 8th

How about another round?

7th June

Henri! This is for you,,,
Peter Gabriel and Phil Collins!
My favorite band!!!
My Idols!!
"SOME OF YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!"

CLICK!

(and please, watch til' the end)
(J! oxå en memoribilia till daj)

June 6th

I dont know what the fuck people are thinking but they are
saying my name a lot some point in this video!!!


CLICK THIS!!! (and listen after 1:13 min)


I dont know... I guess Darwin was kinda right... but still hey!!!
:.. God is doG backwards,,, thats right!!

5th June

SHIT!

-Tomorrow is Friday-

If your name is Linus then you are

gonna have to have a "återställare".

LONG LIVE EVILIVE!

June 4th

now go to sleep...

or if you arent tired then
check out Davids art..
http://www.davidshrigley.com/

3rd June

Boas recommends:
"John n' Dice"
And find the cracker Jack video..
http://www.myspace.com/johnndice

June 2nd

HAHAHAHA I dont get it...
Pray tell!

1st June

Click the picture

May 31st

Dont forget to watch cartoons

30th May

Scooby Dooby Doo!

And dont forget to eat your poo!

May 29th

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28th May

This is Henri.
He plays keyboards and earmuffins.
He is also gonna be on the radio.
22:00 Finnish time.
RADIO BASSO

May 27th

Tonight at 20:00 Finnish time you
will listen to Radio Helsinki
There youll hear me and this dude.
Ladies & Gentlemen, Mr Tuomas Kirkkopelto

26th May

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"Nuthin' from nuthin' leaves nuthin.
You had to do something,
the motherfucker shot you in the lips"



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May 25th

Don't say things you don't mean.

24th May

Press the Rainbow and
follow to the next page.
When its loaded, click once.
Then type the following letters
with your computer sound on;
"S D F G H K J S G S J S G"

May 23rd

When we were young, we listened to bands like Cradle of Filth.
As we grew older, we started drinking coffee
(or tea for the english)
and began to slander eachother less for fun.
As this day goes by, you will think about all the things you said that you would
never become and consider your position today.

Then kill 2 pigs, make bacon out of it and feed it to other pigs.
Then you will blame yourself for global
warming as you whip your tasty back.
Licky-Licky-Chum-Chum is gonna go bananas when he sees all this and looses all interest in the human kind.

"TOGETHER WE ARE STRONG!!!
WE ARE THE WORLD WE ARE THE CHILDREN!"

"I broke her hymen
I broke her jaw
I left her body writhing in the attic
The smell of flesh now seeping through the floor
I hope my leg stays on"

22nd May

This is your look for the day.
PS: Next upcoming trend item:
The Sombrero

May 21st

CLICK FOR PREDICTION!!!

20th May

Jim & Camden!

...You wake up realizing that in your sleep, you have given birth to these 2 boys.
They were born out of one of your hairsacks. (cant remember which one)

As you feed them breakfast they hurl pretty things on the floor.
So pretty that you have to look closer because it feels so good in your eyes and brain.
As you admire those pretty things, Jim looks at Camden, nods and says: "Do it!" *BAM*

...You wake up realizing that in your sleep, you have given birth to these 2 boys.
They were born out of one of your hairsacks. (cant remember which one)

As you feed them breakfast they hurl pretty things on the floor.
So pretty that you have to look closer because it feels so good in your eyes and brain.
As you admire those pretty things, Jim looks at Camden, nods and says: "Do it!" *BAM*

...You wake up realizing that in your sleep, you have given birth to these 2 boys.
They were born out of one of your hairsacks. (cant remember which one)

As you feed them breakfast they hurl pretty things on the floor.
So pretty that you have to look closer because it feels so good in your eyes and brain.
As you admire those pretty things, Jim looks at Camden, nods and says: "Do it!" *BAM*


...You wake up realizing that in your sleep, you have given birth to these 2 boys.
They were born out of one of your hairsacks. (cant remember which one)

As you feed them breakfast they hurl pretty things on the floor.
So pretty that you have to look closer because it feels so good in your eyes and brain.
As you admire those pretty things, Jim looks at Camden, nods and says: "Do it!" *BAM*


...You wake up realizing that in your sleep, you have given birth to these 2 boys.
They were born out of one of your hairsacks. (cant remember which one)

As you feed them breakfast they hurl pretty things on the floor.
So pretty that you have to look closer because it feels so good in your eyes and brain.
As you admire those pretty things, Jim looks at Camden, nods and says: "Do it!" *BAM*


....this time you are dead

May 19th

Somethings should just be left unseen.
Today you will eat only fruits and veggies.
Far out, tune out!

...i got nothin'

18th May

Its Sunday.
A whore is born.
Just wait til' she's Queen and plays "Tie your mother down"!
Anyway, she is there somewhere in the picture... can you see her?


Hint: She's full of shit

May 17th

Yours truly.

... and his crotch

16th May

This is Katie.
She is going to be inside your head all day.
Cause in her world everyone is a pony,
and eat rainbows, and poop butterflies!

Klick on Katies picture

May 15th

Just take Diesel,
it's cheaper.

14th May

"The meaning of life is to enjoy it.
Most of the time we have pointless fun."

May 13th

Der Golem

12th May

Doing DA DA doing DA DA doing!!
Gorgeus will predict your day.
Call him!
His number is: 16 smokes with the blanket

May IIth

In English:
"Grandma' your old!"
Happy mothers day

1Oth May

And today you will respect the arts of Otso Tiainen.
Bomaka Abdullah is gonna win the election,
and your little nipples will go into space.
Hail hail my plastic soldiers for my posseidonish
predictions are sinking in space.
DONKEY BONER!

May 9th

It´s my birthday.
You will give me presents.

8th May

Today you will have a post-party
for me like this dude here..
Tomorrow is da real shit!

May 7th

"Today is your Birthday!
And we are gonna have a good time!"
For 2 days you will be 1 year older then me.

6th May

Thanks Henri!

May 5th

Your day will be a little bit better after 17:00.

4th May

Ok.
What the hell is that in the
end of my video-clip?
/Bóas

May 3rd

Today you will smile, all day!
Because she is so pretty.

2nd May

A new religion has started.
Join it.

May 1st

I present to you,
the album-cover of the day.
Your day!

PS: You are the red planet on the upper right side...

...no, left!!

30th April

Today you will forget everything,
kick back and enjoy the fact that
the sun is shining and tomorrow is a holiday.
Also consider that you are luckier then others.

Consider this:
"Every truth I speak is a lie
and thats the truth"

April 29th

28th April

I want to take this oppurtunity to study the theory of Genesis most extreme album.
It is yes: "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway"

It is a story of a man named Rael who is walking down broadway, minding his own buisness
as suddenly, down an alley, forms a black cloud and a wall rises up and suckes in the biggest
part of Manhattan.
Entering this wall, Rael finds him self in a different world.

This world is something that we would call "Exogenesis".
Exogenesis is a belief saying life was put on earth a long time ago by extra terrestrials.
Rael faces all kinds of odd un-earthly creatures but yet simular to our speices.

Now here is what is so unteresting.
This album was released in 1974.
In that same year an UFO religion by the name of "Raëlian Movement" was founded,
(also known as "Raëlism")

Here follows an article from Wikipedia:

"Raëlians believe that Raël (Claude Vorilhon) received special knowledge and instruction for mankind from the creators of life on Earth, advanced extra terrestrials called Elohim.
Raëlians are cited as one of the largest and fastest growing
UFO religions and have worldwide representation.
Raëlians believe that previous contacts from Elohim have also been made and that they understand that they have been confused as Gods
but that they no longer wish for mankind to believe this way.

They would like to make themselves known to all mankind however desire an awakening to this knowledge to minimize disruption. Raëlians are charged with preparing the world for this event by spreading this message.
Raëlians accept the teachings that include acceptance of the universal ethic, and while the group is non-theistic, hedonistic, and supports human cloning, Raëlians believe that God exists only in the form of Elohim, our advanced extra-terrestrial creators."


So my question is?
Was the Lamb lies down on broadway Genesis biggest attempt to prove its beliefs in extra-terrestrials?
Didnt we get it the first time when Peter Gabriel dressed up as Elohim in "Watcher of the skies"?
Does Raelism and Genesis have anything in common?
Is it a co-incidence that both groups believe in exo-genesis?